Sunday, November 2, 2008

Five Must Have Items to Bring Out on a Date

1. Cell phone- You never know when there is going to be some sort of emergency. It is always imperative to have your cell phone charged fully before going out.

2. Gum- I cannot stress the importance enough. This one dollar investment can be the difference between, going home alone, or staying at her place. I recommend Orbit... and you have to admit. Their marketing strategy is pretty hilarious.

3.Cologne Now, some people may argue with me here, but a little cologne goes a long way. Not only does it make you smell good, but it also gives the idea that you are prepared and being respectful in a dating atmosphere. AND GUYS. Do yourself a favor and do not spray on something that smells like you just came out of a locker room. Axe and Tag are out of the question. I have had immense success and compliments from wearing the cologne Diesel Fuel For Life. It is absolutely hypnotizing. Be classy, don't take an axe bath.

4.Credit Card---Some guys are very anti-credit card, but in a pinch when your money runs low, it is important to have one. If you are a college student, apply for some sort of college student credit card with a low limit so that you don't end up falling into debt.

5.Condoms---You never know when the mood might strike, or what might happen. TROJAN MAN!

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